Q is in a weird place in the alphabet.
A friend said that out loud once, and I have not been able to put it down since. Because look at it. What is it doing there.
Nobody chose this order — it arrived through Phoenician traders and a few Roman decisions, then stopped changing. So here is a second opinion. Two letters, one question: which comes first. Enough small answers, from enough people, and a whole new alphabet falls out of them. It will be worse than the real one. That is not the point.